Revenge of the Water Softener Magnets

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Revenge of the Water Softener Magnets

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Years ago we went to a product show in Chicago. At one of the booths, I noticed a section of pipe on display with, what I found out were, colorfully decorated magnets fastened around it. While looking at the display, the presenter wandered over and the following paraphrased exchange took place:
Presenter: I see we have a skeptic!
Me: What is it supposed to do?
Presenter: This device is used to remove the impurities from water via carefully aligned magnets!
Me: Oh! So the magnets pull the impurities to the sides of the pipe. Don't you have to keep replacing that section of pipe?
Presenter: The pipe was just a section I had laying around I used for display. The magnets actually don't let the impurities collect inside the pipes.
Me: Ah! So it keeps the impurities dissolved until they get to the appliances!
Presenter: No, they stop the impurities completely!
Me: So it forces the impurities back into the water system?
Presenter: No, it doesn't do that either.
Me: So, if the impurities don't stick to the pipe, stay dissolved in the water or get forced back into the water system, then where do they go?
Presenter: [After a very long pause.] Well just don't buy the G*d D*mn thing! [And removes the item from display.]
The reason this story comes to mind, is that a co-worker asked me about this water softening system his mother-in-law wants to buy. It uses a wire wrapped around the pipe and is hooked up to some mysterious [wiggle fingers] electronics.

A quick search on the web shows that it doesn't work. Unfortunately, it also shows that the governor has backed the company to build a factory in Indiana with over a million in tax breaks and funds to train workers. :shock: :banghead:
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So are you thinking you can get a manager position at that factory, when its up and running?
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Reminds me of something my wife signed up for one year at a health and wellness fair. They were selling magnets for the body. Tthe guy was totally crazy with his claims, and like you when questioned on basic chemistry and physics questions began to implode. He eventually made up something about having to hurry to his next appointment claiming he was booked for the night and had to run. Never to be heard from again.
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